Thanks for all the suggestions. I was able to get a bottle for urine, from one of the nurses at the hospital.
Aleesha is doing good and so is her daddy.
My mother (BW) had this house-help; Philo. She was from Badagry or is it Egun. I remember when she first got to the house, about 4/5 years ago, the babe could not speak English. With time, the babe added weight, grew breast and became something else.
Philo will spend 2hours if you send her to buy bread for you. She must put on makeup to empty the bin or just go down the road. I told mumc her househelp was having boyfriends outside but she would not listen to me.
With time Philo begin dey speak English (Hello, bye, how are you doing...).
Before I finally returned to 9ja, I sent some things down via cargo, or thru anyone that was coming to 9ja. When I finally returned around the time of my wedding, I noticed Philo was wearing clothes she could not have gotten herself, clothes that looked so familiar, I could swear they were from the things I had sent to 9ja.
I confirmed this when she boldly wore a pair of jeans, I knew was clearly mine. I called her and told her she had stolen the jeans from me, but I dint have her time now cos I was getting married in 2 days.
When I returned from the moon, I called mumc and told her Philo had stolen a lot of my things, and I had confirmed cos they were truly missing when I unpacked. Imagine mumc and popc telling me maybe I gave them to her and forgot. I was so annoyed, I just told them, they should sha be careful.
Few days later, Philo was missing and so were some of mumc's jewellery, 150k (naira), and some $. Mumcy now called me to tell me I warned her o. I could not say I told you so. This happened November last year.
On mumcy's birthday, she got a call from the police that Philo had been found in Portharcourt (BW lives in Lagos). This was good news cos, we all wanted to know where she had been and show her father we did not use her for JAZZ/JUJU.
She narrated one stupid, but very interesting story when she arrived;
One faithful day mumc sent Philo to buy stuff in the market. There she was approached by some men who told her they had a business proposition for her. She followed them to their office/warehouse, where she gave them 4k of the 5k mumc gave her, they told her it wasn't enough for the business that she should go back home and bring jewellery and/or cash. They gave her back the 4k.
She went back home, but mumc did not allow her go out again that day. So she chilled till the next day, when she stole the things and ran off to the guys. She gave the things to them, and they told her the process was money multiplication, and that it would take 3 months to manifest. Since she could obviously not return home, she decided to stay with them for the duration.
During the 3 months, the guys all had sex with her, and asked her to rub their sperm on her breast (to increase the money she will make).
When the 3months lapsed, she was put in a bus going to PH. She was told she will get her money there. The mumu too went to PH. It took a few weeks before she realised she had been duped and was all alone in PH with no where to go. She was crying on the street, when some good Samaritans saw her and took her to the police station.
Mumc had already had the police send her picture to all stations across 9ja.
Mumc had her paraded in the area as a thief and told the police to hand her over to her brother who should take her back to her parents.
Mumc had this advice for me;
You always have to remember that a maid will always be a maid (save the exception). No matter how you treat them like your child, they will always be looking to get something from you, and not to give (save the exception).
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